Doctor's receptionist * JUST A JOKE *

> There's nothing worse than a Doctor's receptionist
> who insists you tell
> her what is wrong with you
> in a room full of other patients.
>
> I know most of us have experienced this, and I love
> the way this old guy
> handled it.
>
> An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's
> Waiting Room.
> As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said,
> "Yes sir, what are you
> seeing the Doctor for today?"
>
> "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
>
> The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You
> shouldn't
> come into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things
> like that."
>
> "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told
> you," he said.
>
> The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused
> some embarrassment in
> this room full of people.
> You should have said there is something wrong with
> your ear or something
> and then discussed the problem further with the
> Doctor in private."
>
> The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in
> a room full of others,
> if the answer could embarrass anyone."
>
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
> re-entered.
>
> The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
>
> "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
>
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
> knowing he
> had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your
> ear, Sir?"
>
> "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
>
> The Waiting Room erupted in laughter!
>