Thursday, July 19, 2007

SPELLING TO GET INTO HEAVENXXXXX



A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay later!

8 comments:

U.Lee said...

Hi Pearly, I have learned 45 years to avoid making a woman angry.
They put two hands on their hips, I chabut faster then see a ghost, ha ha.
If I see my wife quiet, I too keep quiet as women sometime for no reason naik angin, ha ha.
I also learned never to ask why? Anything not nice, better say nice. Ha ha.
Like that I live longer. Arhaaa ha ha. UL.
ps, thanks for thinking of making the scones. UL.

winniethepooh said...

hahah yeah lor pearly, dont make a woman angry..when i angry, i wont talk to my hubby, he will chabut to one corner..when he cant stand my quietness, and is prepared to "listen to my long story" then he will bravely ask.."hmm..y u so quiet huh?" hahahaha

Pi Bani said...

Yaa... never even attempt to provoke a woman...

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The husband had just finished reading the book ' Man of the House.'

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said,

'From now on I want you to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law. I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replies, 'the funeral director would be my guess'

PEARLY said...

HHaaaah PIbani chegu hahhah that a gud one dam gud one hahahaha.

I like it , silly men huh sometime there try but didn't go very far hahha.

all the men out there never even think about it .

PEARLY said...

HI winnie :

I am the same cos I normaly will chi chat a lot to my hubby when his home and he also love to talk a lot very *long Gas * is ok if we are friend hahah, but when I am very cross with him I wouldn't speak or asw him that he is now is *holy sugar lor* .

men all the same he will keep asking me why you don't cha t with me why ????? I just roll my eyes up the sky and say pissssss off . hahaha.

PEARLY said...

uncle Lee :
You are a very cleaver uncle know when to be quiet and when to say nice thing to the love one cos , when a women wante to be a long if you keep NOT QUIET and keep asking wat wrong it don't help hahahha .

you are welcome I will make it when I am feeling a bit better then wil post to you your lovely scone ok xxxx

nyonyapenang said...

hahahha....cannot help laughing at Pi Bani's comments. hahahaha...

don't play-play hoh!
not many have learned Uncle Lee's skills..."There is time for Talking and time for keeping still."

Hope you have recovered from the nasty flu. Have a great weekend, Pearly. :)

J.T. said...

Good one Pearly - never make a woman angry. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

And Pi Bani, another one that leaves me in stitches. Hilarious.

When the man makes me angry, I keep quiet until the silence becomes defeaning for him. haha
I mean why say anything more, right? I am trying to avoid trouble. :)