Saturday, July 14, 2007

Doctor's receptionist * JUST A JOKE *




> There's nothing worse than a Doctor's receptionist
> who insists you tell
> her what is wrong with you
> in a room full of other patients.
>
> I know most of us have experienced this, and I love
> the way this old guy
> handled it.
>
> An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's
> Waiting Room.
> As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said,
> "Yes sir, what are you
> seeing the Doctor for today?"
>
> "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
>
> The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You
> shouldn't
> come into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things
> like that."
>
> "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told
> you," he said.
>
> The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused
> some embarrassment in
> this room full of people.
> You should have said there is something wrong with
> your ear or something
> and then discussed the problem further with the
> Doctor in private."
>
> The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in
> a room full of others,
> if the answer could embarrass anyone."
>
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
> re-entered.
>
> The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
>
> "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
>
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
> knowing he
> had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your
> ear, Sir?"
>
> "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
>
> The Waiting Room erupted in laughter!
>

3 comments:

winniethepooh said...

hahaha Pearly, The old man was just being honest yeah? :P nothing wrong with being honest, but if you insist on people saying or doing things your way (like the receptionist) then you might end up embarrassing yourself hehehe

PEARLY said...

hi winnie dear :
Ya la , in UK those DR Receptionist are the same there ask you wat wrong and you thinking ....*are you a DR to ask me wat wrong ... to see a DR is preety prive thing when there ask you, you got to say eeeeeeeerrrrrrrr here i am having...... infront of few more ppl around , really embarrassing.
when there ask me I normaly say can you treat me then ? ahahhahah
derek he same, he will reply to them * don't you think is a very pesonal prive thing to be ask ?

hhahahah have a nice day xxx

SixzFun* said...

it's true lo..where can ask ppl like that one? since they are not the dr...stupid la....:-)