Monday, August 20, 2007

Clever women know better xxxxxxxxx

Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't f * ckin</font> ' think so.
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Moral of this story is PLEASE guy don't mess up with all those lovely princess ,no joke hehehhee

7 comments:

U.Lee said...

Hi Pearly, ARHAAA HAA HA, you're so cute. I love this joke! Love your sense of humour too.
How you doin'? By the way, if free pop over, only if free. You have a nice day, Pearly, and watch out for froggies! UL.

winniethepooh said...

hahah pearly..clearly the frog prince do not understand his princess hehehe

this must be one 21st century princess :)

hv a great week pearly!

Aiyah Nonya said...

Hahaa.... I like the last part. If a guy had told me that while we were dating I sure to dump him real fast.

Pi Bani said...

If I was the witch I would have cast a spell on the prince too... he deserved it! ;)

nyonyapenang said...

hahahaha...the frog legs must sure taste extra yummy.

mommy of 2 angels said...

i love frog legs...in any style, steam, fried, even in porridge!! hahahah gone lah all my prince!!

PEARLY said...

hi Winnie :
ya la !that a problem now a day those froggie prince, there don't ask for less huh hahah lacky pricess is not stupid too hehehhe


dear Nonya :
me too I will say to him to PPiiiiissssss offffff heheeh

hi chegu Pi Bani:

I will make him a 2 big head froggie heheheeh





NoNya penang :
I am sure add some ginger and spring onia and brandy will test gud too hehehhe



mommy with 2 angel :
welcome to my blog , never mind la this kids of froggie eat is the best for it hehehe