Monday, August 20, 2007

Clever women know better xxxxxxxxx

Once upon a time
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't f * ckin</font> ' think so.
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Moral of this story is PLEASE guy don't mess up with all those lovely princess ,no joke hehehhee


U.Lee said...

Hi Pearly, ARHAAA HAA HA, you're so cute. I love this joke! Love your sense of humour too.
How you doin'? By the way, if free pop over, only if free. You have a nice day, Pearly, and watch out for froggies! UL.

winniethepooh said...

hahah pearly..clearly the frog prince do not understand his princess hehehe

this must be one 21st century princess :)

hv a great week pearly!

Aiyah Nonya said...

Hahaa.... I like the last part. If a guy had told me that while we were dating I sure to dump him real fast.

Pi Bani said...

If I was the witch I would have cast a spell on the prince too... he deserved it! ;)

nyonyapenang said...

hahahaha...the frog legs must sure taste extra yummy.

mommy of 2 angels said...

i love frog any style, steam, fried, even in porridge!! hahahah gone lah all my prince!!

PEARLY said...

hi Winnie :
ya la !that a problem now a day those froggie prince, there don't ask for less huh hahah lacky pricess is not stupid too hehehhe

dear Nonya :
me too I will say to him to PPiiiiissssss offffff heheeh

hi chegu Pi Bani:

I will make him a 2 big head froggie heheheeh

NoNya penang :
I am sure add some ginger and spring onia and brandy will test gud too hehehhe

mommy with 2 angel :
welcome to my blog , never mind la this kids of froggie eat is the best for it hehehe