HAPPY FATHER TO ALL ........ GIFT FROM WIVE TO HUBBY

The sex fairy...





The Sex Fairy

This is hilarious! Be sure to read

the warning at the bottom. I didn't

change a word! I'm not messing

with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment.

Scientific tests find that when

women make love they produce

amounts of the hormone estrogen,

which makes hair shine and

skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking

reduces your chances of suffering

dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.

The sweat produced cleanses the

pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up

those calories you piled on during that

romantic dinner.




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4. Sex is one of the safest sports

you can take up.

It stretches and tones up just

about every muscle in the body.

It's more enjoyable than swimming

20 laps, and you don't need

special sneakers!




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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild

depression. It releases endorphins

into the bloodstream, producing a

sense of euphoria and leaving you

with a feeling of well-being.



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6. The more sex you have, the more

you will be offered. The sexually

active body gives off greater quantities

of chemicals called pheromones.

These subtle sex perfumes drive the

opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in

the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE

EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.



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8. Kissing each day will keep

the dentist away. Kissing

encourages saliva to wash food from

the teeth and lowers the level of

the acid that causes decay,

preventing plaque build-up.



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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.

A lovemaking session can release

the tension that restricts blood vessels

in the brain.



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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock

a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural

antihistamine. It can help combat

asthma and hay fever.




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