Sunday, June 15, 2008

HAPPY FATHER TO ALL ........ GIFT FROM WIVE TO HUBBY

The sex fairy...



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The Sex Fairy


This is hilarious! Be sure to read


the warning at the bottom. I didn't


change a word! I'm not messing


with the Sex Fairy!
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment.


Scientific tests find that when


women make love they produce


amounts of the hormone estrogen,


which makes hair shine and


skin smooth.
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2. Gentle,
[]relaxed lovemaking

reduces your chances of suffering


dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.


The sweat
[]produced cleanses the

pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking
[]can burn up

those calories you piled on during that


romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports


[]you can take up.

It stretches
[]and tones up just

about every muscle in the body.


It's more enjoyable than swimming


[]20 laps, and you don't need

special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild


depression.
[]It releases endorphins

into the bloodstream, producing a


sense of euphoria
[]and leaving you

with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more


you will be offered.
[]The sexually

active body gives off greater quantities


of chemicals called pheromones.


These subtle sex perfumes drive the


opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in


the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE


EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing
[]each day will keep

the dentist away.
[]Kissing

encourages saliva to wash food from


the teeth and lowers the level of


the acid that causes decay,


preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.


[]A lovemaking session can release

the tension that restricts blood vessels


in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock


a stuffy nose.
[]Sex is a natural

antihistamine. It can help combat


asthma and hay fever.
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3 comments:

barbara said...

Hi Pearly,
Well ;)
Who would like to argue against that ??
Just enjoy...

PEARLY said...

Barbara dear :
u are right just chill and think of England :P xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sasha said...

hey dear,
not yet meet with jan yet. So packed!