Ironies of life

Men :

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still ha ve time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they d on't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for t hem, they always have one around.
5. Although they alw ays have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.

Women :

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they s till go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes , they never have something to
wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes ar e always just
"an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they s till expect
you to complimen t them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment th em, when you do, they don't
believe you.

Wisdom:

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA
BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."

NOW WE HAVE A $2M HOME, A $245,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND 50" PLASMA
SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT
YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
with this post I wish to say please be happy with wat you are and wat you got or els it will back to square one .

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