Husband climbs on the bed naked.
Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: Good! I have powdered it with aspirin.
U want to take it orally or as an injection.
Three fastest means of communication:
One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: " Every time u work, I gotta 7
KOTEX retorted: "Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take
9 months leave".
A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll,
3rd wife - China doll,
2nd wife - Barbie doll &
1st wife - Guess What ?
Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says
to wife: "Look at that 75 kg of pure dynamite".
Wife replies: "It is a shame though about the 2 inches fuse".
Friends are like underwear, always near you.
Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.
Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.
Man tell MP:
My son's a drug addict, my daughte's a prostitute,
and my wife's a gambler.
MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family?
Man: Yes, I am HIV positive.
What is common between a wife and a private swimming pool??
Answer: The cost of maintenance is too high
compared to the time you spend inside them!!!
Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
Girl scolded him, "Never seen a naked girl before?
Driver replied "Yes! Seen many before but wondering
where you keep your money to pay taxi fare."