Sunday, November 11, 2007

HUMOUS

Story No:01
Husband climbs on the bed naked.
Wife: I have a headache.
Husband: Good! I have powdered it with aspirin.
U want to take it orally or as an injection.

Story No:02
Three fastest means of communication:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell-a-woman

Story No:03
One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: " Every time u work, I gotta 7
days off!"
KOTEX retorted: "Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take
9 months leave".

Story No:04
A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll,
3rd wife - China doll,
2nd wife - Barbie doll &
1st wife - Guess What ?
- Panadol

Story No:05
Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says
to wife: "Look at that 75 kg of pure dynamite".
Wife replies: "It is a shame though about the 2 inches fuse".

Story No:06
Friends are like underwear, always near you.
Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you.
Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down.

Story No:07
Man tell MP:
My son's a drug addict, my daughte's a prostitute,
and my wife's a gambler.
MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family?
Man: Yes, I am HIV positive.

Story No:08
What is common between a wife and a private swimming pool??
Answer: The cost of maintenance is too high
compared to the time you spend inside them!!!

Story No:09
Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared.
Girl scolded him, "Never seen a naked girl before?
Driver replied "Yes! Seen many before but wondering
where you keep your money to pay taxi fare."

12 comments:

winniethepooh said...

haha i had a good laugh Pearly, thanks for sharing! ;P

hv a gd weekend :)

Cat Cat said...

Hahaha. I like the Panadol story... Very funny!

aiyah nonya said...

Pearly, thanks for the laughs. :)

PEARLY said...

hi dear all my very dear dear pal ;
I have a gud laught too when I read it .I like the one the durex and kotex hahah.
have alovely day xxxx

barbara said...

Hi Pearly,
Hey that was good for a laugh :)
I enjoyed that a lot :)

ruby ahmad said...

Hi Pearly,


Betul betul hilarious lah! My word how creative people can be. These colourful jokes mainly blue..ha ha, can really lift us out of our blues!! LOL. Thanks Pearly.

Dawn said...

Good ones, Pearly. Good laughs to start my day! Thank you!!

PEARLY said...

DEAR BARBARA , SWEETIE RUBY AND DEAR DEAR DAWN :

THANK FOR POP OVER TO HAVE A GUD LAUGHS , THIS PASS FEW DAY i JUST DON'T KNOW WAT TO POST ON THE BLOG , THEN I RECEIVE A E AMIL FROM MY FRIEND I THOUGH IS FUNNY SO I JUST POST IT OUT I AM GLAD YOU ALL DO ENJOY IT ,THANK AGAIN HAVE A LOVELY DAY XXXXXXXPEARL WITH LOVE

adrian said...

I like story no. 1, I'm going out to buy aspirin now!

Kakakaka kakakakak! :P

PEARLY said...

hi dear Adrian :
oh yes you must make sure is the powerful one ok kakkakk will last u the whole night through.kakkaakkak

Jacelyn Chew said...

Nice jokes! Ha :D

PEARLY said...

TQ jacelyn chew dear glad u enjoy it xx