Saturday, November 10, 2007

Ironies of life

Men :

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although th
ey are so busy, they still ha ve time for women.
3. Although they ha
ve time for women, they d on't really care for them.
4. Although they don
't really care for t hem, they always have one around.
5. Although they alw ays have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.


Women :

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this
is so important, they s till go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff
.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes
, they never have something to
wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.
5. Although the
y always dress beautifully, their clothes ar e always just
"an old rag".
6. Although thei
r clothes are always "just an old rag", they s till expect
you to complimen
t them.
7. Although they e
xpect you to compliment th em, when you do, they don't
believe you.


Wisdom:

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
"HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA
BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."

NOW WE HAVE A $2M HOME, A $245,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND 50" PLASMA
SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT
YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
with this post I wish to say please be happy with wat you are and wat you got or els it will back to square one .

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thats funny but why would the wife ask him to go find a 25 year old women thats just sad love you mummy

PEARLY said...

That is wat the men wat ,nothing the women can do about it , the only thing can do is ask him to find himself a young bird and he will get wat he wat ..xxx ,love you too daughterxxx

winniethepooh said...

yup, everyone jus want this and that and is never happy with whatever we hv..when we hv nothing, we want something, when we hv something, we want everything..

hv a great weekend pearly! :)

adrian said...

That is quite funny. ahahaha.

PEARLY said...

hi winnie dear ;
so right ...the last one I love the most ,sang like me and hubby lucky I still got 7 years to go be4 he will make the complain hahahhaa, may be not cos he didn;t got a millian yet hahah he will keep me then hahhah and I will know kick him out hhaha gud joke right ?
have a lovely weekend too xxxx

PEARLY said...

hi adrian : it was funny huh but is god true , that men and women for u .